Why do people complain about taking math when we spent like a full year learning cursive just to sign our names on shit?
johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:
WOW DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOURE IN THE STORE AND THE VEGETABLE SECTION GETS MINI RAIN AND ITS JUST SO ADORABLE WOW I FUCKING LOVE THAT
AT THE GROCERY STORE WHERE I USED TO LIVE THEY WOULD PLAY THUNDERSTORM NOISES WHEN IT DID THAT
WHY DID YOU LIVE IN A GROCERY STORE
Oh FUCK he’s got a raichu
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What do we want?
TO NOT PROCRASTINATE
When do we want it?
LATER
girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
girlfriends father: haha sweet